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I'm Outdoorsy... I Like Getting Drunk on Patios. (woman) slay they'll know you're celebrating theirFor the "outdoorsy" type who prefers sunshine, cocktails, and good company over hiking boots. This towel is a hilarious take on outdoor living for those who define "roughing it" as running out of ice. Perfect for patio season enthusiasts, brunch lovers, and anyone who knows that the best views come with a drink in hand. Product Details: 100% cotton flour sack towel Measures approximately 28" x 29" Soft, absorbent, and lint free Machine washable